rezmacro:

catgirlcommunism:

bulletsgirl:

google search How to become so nonbinary it kills people

Machete

i see ok thank you

they slash them

persona-3:

slavicafire:

slavicafire:

imagine writing about your protagonists’ first meeting with non-surface dwarves. not just any dwarves, but the legion of the dead in the deep roads. they’ve just finished digging a grave for their fallen comrades. imagine you’re gaider. can you be normal about it or do you have to say:

one of the three main characters is a female warrior - an incredible warrior, too, fierce and skilled - and of course gaider’s approach sucked at times, at least the warrior part was pretty nice of him.

so, of course, in the second book, he had to make sure to disappoint:

alright. sure

laurelindorenan:

bluesidedown:

entering my florence + the machine era

i’ve been thinking about @saxifrage-wreath’s tags for a month

faeforge:

faeforge:

Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.

Miracle Plant Used in Ancient Greece Rediscovered After 2,000 Years

Ancient Greeks used a 'miracle' plant called Silphium, which was thought to have gone extinct 2,000 years ago, has now been rediscovered.

GreekReporter.com

Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.

This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.

dragonie:

faeryfrogs:

dragonie:

anders if he slayed (tormenting @nuemilee )

do not stay your hand… give him a tonsure….

ask and ye shall receive….

anxiouspineapples:

hawke | glory and gore go hand in hand

kassa-fabrication:

red riding hawke and the big bad fenris

cricketcat9:

startrekrenegades:

warpedchyld:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

obiewans:

my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

OMG is right 🤣

rollhistory:

rollhistory:

Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!

I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!

‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!

moon-o-magic:

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

ALT

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

llysaan:

I am, once again, begging for a continuation of the warden’s story 🙏

I know it’s super unlikely, but I would love to see the awakening gang travel with the warden to find the cure to the calling (Also I want Anders and Justice there but I know it’s just wishful thinking 😭)

baylen:

hit-tab:

The elves:

geosesarma:

The Animal Ever. You Love The Animal

Please Look At The Most Animal. It Is Looking At You

themaeveschild:

Stained Glass Blackwall from an actual human artist (me)