Hey man why’s there so much shit w Miguel O'Hara muttering endearments to a self insert in Spanish. This man is half Irish he’s literally too Catholic to function. He’s not gonna say sexy things in Spanish, if he tried to be vulnerable for even a moment he’d projectile vomit on the floor
I reject your boring Latin Lover stereotype of Miguel which is a lie made up to conceal the truth: Miguel O'Hara is the type of guy to eat his lunch alone in his car while his coworkers are like “Is he eating his lunch alone in his car”
I get agree that the Latin Lover ™ shit is a bit much and this is an accurate take. But if Matthew “King of Catholic Guilt” Murdock can get himself laid, so can Miguel.
He is most definitely a man that can fuck, be that guy that eat his lunch alone in his car and absolutely die at the thought of being vulnerable.
Leftism teaches you that the most annoying people in the world can have the exact same opinions as you. And they’ll still get on your nerves
Other leftists will say some shit you fundamentally agree with but phrased in a way designed in a lab specifically to piss you off. Like you’re right but shut the fuck up
I hate… fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they’ve gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we’ve all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out
The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he’s incompetent now. The one who’s kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast’s Mother. If there’s only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet
I didn’t say a fandom but you thought of one, didn’t you? That’s because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you’ve been hearing for years. It’s like a time loop. It’s my own personal torment nexus
the more stereotypically smart one becomes an insomniac with an addiction to coffee and has to be either babied or dragged away from work by the rest of the cast to fulfill basic needs, they are often also the one who’s trauma is most focused on
ommmg but does anyone think mcu is soooo mlmcore but disney’s animated princess films are SO wlw?!? like only gay men would understand the complexities of superheroism and the gritty darkness of life and lesbians what its like to be a princess in a bright colorful world while also being very emotional 😍😍😍 am i the ONLY one?!
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